You know you want to rate this with five stars.

This is a movie with direction, albeit poor. The Samurai Cop comparison is completely false.

Also, this is NSFW.

"Hanzo ritualistically flagellates his huge penis so as to make it stronger; this exercise is always followed up by Hanzo's practicing sexual intercourse with a bale of rice."

"Hanzo interrogates female suspects by raping them; later, he drinks sake with them in his o-furo and they immediately become infatuated with him, primarily due to his sexual dexterity."

Oh, Japan.

Same guys who made the Lone Wolf and Cub

Hey, remember how likable Shintaro Katsu was as Zatoichi? Well FUCK THAT!