I think I found my new source for news from now on.

I'm guessing this guy grew up a little too close to the tar ponds...

Did you know that a hurricane is SOOO POWERFUL that it can blow your umbrella away? So be sure to have your rubber boooots and umbrellas.

Pretty much everywhere it's going to be wet.

"I lost my home, my RV, and my car, but you know thanks to my rubberboots, my feet were dry THE WHOLE TIME"

Tem Bewts air beuts, bay.