You jumped the shark. All future cat posts will be judged by this sentence.

You mean all future La Loco posts. Can I hasisms has a higher bar now.

The bar has been smashed, broken and shattered into pieces on the bathroom floor.

I would like to point out that in lolspeak, the proper interrogative form is "I can has" and never "Can I has". For example: "I can has mah poopz in the bowl?" Grammatically speaking, La Loco has yet to post a single lolspeak comment. I am greatly offended by these inflammatory statements, clearly made by ignorant people on subjects they are not informed on. You can refer to "can I hasims" all you want, but no such thing exists, at least on the Internet I use. Maybe you guys are on the Martian Internet and you probably all wear tinfoil hats too. HTH.

Can I has martian interwebs?

Sure, but the lag is terrible. TAT can be anywhere between 8 and 40 mins -- unless your ISP is connected to the ansible backbone that is.

I think they had to have tested this on focus groups, to see what kind of music would be hypnotic and easily forgotten.

Sounded almost like the Terran music from Starcraft.

LOL. You're right, that's definitely Terran music.

I got really excited by the direction the video seemed to be going at 1:36. I now know believe that was in there to maintain the interest of people like myself.

0:12 - Developed by vets using sensitive cat-shitting ocular devices such as these!

I was thinking of how, uh, uncomfortable it might be to have people over.

"Where's the restroom?"

"In the back. Oh, and, uh, you might have to flush for my cat before you get started..."

But, on the other hand, if you could train the cat to flush, this would be a miracle breakthrough in cat technologies.

Cat's aren't heavy enough to tilt the toilet's handle for a flush. If they were, my cat would be flushing the toilet all the damn day just to see the water in the bowl go WHOOOSH!!