Were you not listening. The other woman said you will not achieve climax inside of her... or something.

If she had jammed her high heels into the woman's face she could have gotten a little more height.

I don't read enough covers of cheap gossip rags to understand what you are talking about, care to explain?

By co-star, I meant her character in "Dusk to Dawn" carried a snake while performing.

I was thinking the same thing. Dusk had the sexiest "woman with a snake" scene of all time.

That's an interesting point. She did have a giant snake all over her in that movie... So either she's not afraid of snakes and hamming it up and doing a really bad job here of acting like she's afraid, or she is really afraid of snakes and that scene in From Dusk Till Dawn was one of the greatest performances of all time.

I wonder which it could be...

From IMDB:
"Salma Hayek has a real fear of snakes and had always refused to be near them. Naturally when she read the script, she knew her phobia would prevent her from taking the part. Robert Rodriguez conned her into thinking that Madonna was ready to nab the part instead so Hayek spent two months with therapists to overcome her fear."

It looks like she got over her therapy

Stars are for you.

I was hoping someone didn't already make that joke.

for you. every single shiny one

Salma's a domimatrix? Sign me up!