ad was for second life. be a vampire.

I'm not watching 10 minutes of this shit.

Your energy levels are at their lowest when you don't eat right. Five bucks say she's a vegan, five more say whenever she goes out "to be with people", she ends up going to a cafe and eating sweets.

Fucking water-sucking elemental vampires are all over the place.

There is so much boundless babbling bullshit here that it makes one cross-eyed to fathom its depths.

i'd hit it.

This had everything.

I vant to suck your rivers.

You'll apologize if I didn't watch the entire video, but isn't elemental vampirism kind of like being a living organism? You take energy from the planet and from nature? Photosynthesis through eating bacon.

I don't know about you guys, but I vampire the shit out of carbon all the time.

I've seen tons of crazy in my time, but I am still genuinely shocked by the stupid every time.

Back in my day, vampires were dirty goths who cut themselves. Fucking kids.

Is elemental vampirism a cross between Twilight and The Last Air Bender?

"So something hit me smack dab in the middle of the forehead yesterday." Unfortunately it wasn't a wooden stake.

Deep thoughts.

Girl, don't think too hard, just fan-fic the whole thing.

My vampire element is "heart"

Two minutes in, and she's still explaining that she is going to explain it!