Don't stop untill you drop dipshit.

minus one star for the voiceover lady's shelves joke

how totally outrageous!

Most people with "black belts" would get KO'ed within a minute by someone who's boxed for a month.

Ditto Smellvin. Learn Karate for fancy moves. Learn Mui Thai if you want to kill people.

I used to teach six year olds to break boards, Mr. Karate Man. You suck.

am I supposed to say "agent white nooo" or "arnisador nooo"?

This guy must be totally invincible against blows to the head

Start with ONE BOARD, dumbass.

Bonk. Bonk. Bonk.

Don't say a word, it'll ruin the magic.

this made me smile

His voice is far too high for him to be anything but a Soul Calibur voice actor.

TRY A SINGLE BOARD FIRST TO MAKE SURE TWO IS POSSIBLE. Holy god.