I'd like to see a Cat vs Dry Ice video, whre the cat doesn't look at the bowl, doesn't bark at the bowl, doesn't jump around the bowl and leaves me the fuck alone when I get home, because it's been a long flippin day, and I'm very tired!
Taping carpet to a pet rock does sound like something someone addicted to the fuzzy would do, according to my police officer "street lingo for drugs" cheat sheet.