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Toenails - 2010-07-29

Hey Mr.Nocturno, you're UCF tag is mis...

You know what? I like it better as UFC.

pineapplejuicer - 2010-07-29

i definitely read it as "UFC" at first as well.

i did see that the UFC is developing a fitness/training game for that new kinect motion sensor for xbox 360, so hopefully we'll get to see some fat nerds comically entering cardiac arrest before too long.

bias - 2010-07-29

Im too lazy to go to whatever site and watch this. But five stars for making me think of a series of scenarios in which you win by not fucking things.

joyofdiscord - 2010-07-29

Worth a watch, because this shit is truly bizarre. The technology appears needlessly complicated and "futuristic," while simultaneously transparently, mind-bogglingly incompetent. Unsurprisingly for a Florida Fox affiliate, the reporting is also utterly without value.

The phrase "virtual game" itself deserves five stars. This is nearly half a million dollars poured into an endeavor that literally has absolutely no chance of ever preventing even a single teen sex act.

Syd Midnight - 2010-07-29

Interactive sexual harassment motion capture technology might even be useful for creating a few brand new sex acts.

Johnny Madhouse - 2010-07-29

Oh man. Those avatars have some wacky bone structures.

RocketBlender - 2010-07-29

I can't wait to get my motion capture suit and IR sensor and really get into this game.

Seriously though, it's closer to 0,000 and the game itself looks like shit. I know that's not the huge budget your well known titles have, but I've seen plenty of 'indy' games and download titles that look way better that couldn't of had anything close to a half million dollar budget.

SolRo - 2010-07-29

Well the indy titles are made by talented programmers hoping to make it big, this is made by hacks (and/or friends and family of the idiots in charge) who are trying to get as much money from said idiots while doing the minimum of work.

Syd Midnight - 2010-07-29

Reskin the characters using other FPS models so you have ogres arguing that oral isn't really sex or heavy weapons dude saying it won't go down unless you touch it. Any game is salvageable with the right reskins

Tripitaka - 2010-07-29

This is a huge waste of tax-payer money, yet ironically they need a lot more money to make this look like an actual video game that teens would want to play. I mean yeesh, Ultimate Muscle Roller has better graphics...

WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-07-29

Honestly, spending the same amount of money to blare Riefenstahl-esque propaganda ads before movies is an even bigger waste, I greatly prefer stuff like this that creates an actual tangible product.

RocketBlender - 2010-07-29

I was thinking the same thing. Even the early PS1, half 2d half 3d games that were around during that awkward transition phase looked better than this. There's no chance a kid will play this unless forced, and they sure as well won't get anything out of it if they are.

RocketBlender - 2010-07-29

Shit, where do I get a grant like that? I have three ideas right off the top of my head how to spend that money that would be way more effective at this game's goal than this game.

- 2010-07-29

they should have just given the grant money to Blizzard and said "thanks"

CapnJesusHood - 2010-07-29

whoops accidently posted that while astral projecting

augias - 2010-07-29

Didn't get to see the video; was dumbstruck by your witchcraft.

bluiker - 2010-07-29

Stars for witchery

Caminante Nocturno - 2010-07-29

What have you done, RocketBlender?!


gambol - 2012-04-08

we don't like ghosts 'round these parts

CapnJesusHood - 2010-07-29

yeah like gamers are the group you need to tell to stop fucking so much. DO YOU HEAR ME GAMERS? STOP IT WITH ALL THE CRAZY SEX.

erratic - 2010-07-29

really, the graphics are just what you'd expect from UCF's computer animation students. That's right, Full Sail has a rival just to make themselves look good by comparison!

standard8mm - 2010-07-29

When I first read the description my dyslexia kicked in and I thought it said the UFC was developing this game.

RocketBlender - 2010-07-29

Seriously. Just give me the money. I'll buy a video camera and a new car, and spend it on a cross country tour where I go to various schools, and make fun of the sluttiest girls there until they cry in front of all their peers, and then put it on youtube. Before any of you question if my method is as effective, remember this: I only need ONE person to be too scared of being the next person to appear on my channel to have sex, and I'll have beaten this game's quota. Hell, I'll bet I can scare like 7 or 8 people clean, which means I'll be able to use part of my grant on some hookers while I'm in Vegas and still make quota.

FeeFiFoFoTheFifeFifeBrown - 2010-07-29

ProTip: Press the "don't have sex" button to beat the game.

Quad9Damage - 2010-07-29

Yeah, this is pretty much the worst idea ever.

TeenerTot - 2010-07-29

To be a "game," there must logically exist the option of losing at it. I wonder what that looks like in this case.

takewithfood - 2010-07-29

It should be like a rail shooter with nothing but quick-time events.

Press X to stare at your feet as you walk down the hall! Press triangle to eat lunch in the stair well by yourself! Press square to let your Dad be your date to the school dance - oh no, too late! You're a pregnant slut now. Game over.

Sputum - 2010-07-29

Uncanny Valley tag HARD.
I love the end where the reporter is wearing the suit with her arms out in front of her, but the avatar is contorting into bizarre postures and shuttering like a nerve gas victim.

Rudy - 2010-07-29

SERIOUSLY. Make sure you watch the video all the way through. She throws in some Exorcist-type shit in at the end.

phalsebob - 2010-07-29

"This video game, to be released in 2011 will simulate what people in 1998 thought 2003 would look like."


"Life sized avatars." How do they fit on the screen??!!

halon - 2010-07-29

projector screens. This is likely being put together by grad students and undergrads at IST for free yum yum funding being forked over by the social sciences school.

twinkieafternoon - 2010-07-29

If you even THINK about having oral, Shogun Rua comes out of nowhere and puts you in a triangle choke.

Rudo Magnifico - 2010-07-29

For some that may not be a deterrent.

La Loco - 2010-07-29

They're using the technology all wrong! They should be making a virtual reality sex game so people masturbate rather than have sex with other humans.

catpenis27 - 2010-10-15

...Because teaching abstinence works sooooo well.

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