My father was a geologist and he talked about crystals. Now that I know he was a witch, how do I tell if he's good or lousy?

Mary Meat and the Blessed Bees

"Wicca is the fastest growing religion in today's world"

I looked up that it's the fastest in America, so I guess that is all that today's world includes.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Claims_to_be_the_fastest-growing_reli gion

Everyone who watches this video must now roll a Will save vs. Turning into a Witch!!

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Whew, still a nerdy loser.

Grab her tits, see if they're cold

Wait.

You mean a store called Celestial Pleasures isn't a sex shop?

Listen, I don't live too far from Salem, and I can tell you right now the easiest way to tell if someone is a witch is to tie them up and throw them in the lake; if she floats, she's a witch.

An easier test requires a scale and a duck.

I don't think it does much to advance acceptance of Wicca by saying that all they talk about is magic crystals and healing spells.

Throw water on em.

I am more interested in supporting the fastest shrinking religion, since it's a trend I approve of.

Wicca is Christianity for Christians who want to annoy their parents. The religions are interchangeable.

Do they never wear pants and often strap magical jet engines to their legs?

Then they're a witch.