Wait a second ... did this go through the hopper? I didn't see it there. Anyway, voted down my submission :(

Creepy. As. Fuck.

The whole proto-human body thing is just... ehh....

Why the hell wouldn't you at least drape a shirt over that thing? Is the idea to avoid the uncanny valley with something that looks like it belongs in Eraserhead?

Every time the phone rings I would grab the flamethrower.

Who let that thing out of it's tank?

The final boss from a shooter game can be your BEST PAL!

It moves slightly more than the plant in the corner.

so is there porn of this yet

What a load of croc. The guy is right in the next room.

Also, ACTING!

I will not be speaking through a flipper-baby homunculus any time soon.

http://quake.wikia.com/wiki/Scrag

So, where does your dick go?

Killlll meee…killll meee…

"Hello, twitching oldfetus, how are you today?"

"Hello Grandfather! Just called to remind you that's you're probably going to die soon and will be tortured in one of the many hells by a demonic creature that looks remarkably similar to me. Oh and don't forget to pick Asako up from soccer practice after school."


Man, please tell me they have customized ringtones for this. I'd go with "Screams of the Damned".