http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/343110/augu st-03-2010/laura-ingraham

For Canadians:

http://watch.thecomedynetwork.ca/the-colbert-report/full-episo des/#clip331881

conservatives simply do not even slightly understand what racism is

Monster Manual says banshees are the ghost of an evil elf woman

Elvish, Irish, what's the diff?

Blood alcohol levels.

Jangbones just by admitting that race is an issue you are a racist because I don't see the color of skin and can't see why everyone is whining about race all the time if they would just stop whining and be more like me then they'd be fine but no they just keep whining and playing the race card.

Nah, she can just say it's "satire".

No, she puts it forth as a satire, Colbert is just pretending she doesn't. It probably still gets categorized in nonfiction/current affairs because, come on, her fans aren't going to read a novel.

They're not going to read anything else, either.

But they will buy her book because she told them to on the TV. Then they'll read two pages, develop a headache, and put it on a shelf next to Culture Warrior and The Overton Window, where it will sit unread for several years until it shows up in the fifty cent bin of your local used book store.

Conservative pundits probably have the lowest buyer to reader ratio of any authors in history (well, technically their ghostwriters do.)

And then they'll repeat those two pages they read as if they were actually written by Obama

That's pretty much exactly what my grandmother does. Or she tries to give them to me to read. I'm pretty sure none of them have been opened.

pretty much. so remember that. take your vegeta/ duke nukuem/ optimus prime love triangle magnum opus and just insert names of political folks, and BAM! instant best seller.

Done and done. Now to place these printouts in smudgy damp envelopes and send them to all the major publishing houses.

It's been done.

Geek friend pointed out a fantasy novel in a bookstore that was a Harry Potter fanfic with a liberal dose of search/replace. She knew this because she'd read the fanfic.

bad ideas: what book is this?

$$$$

PLEASE. She knows better than to sell her soul for $$$$.

She's selling it for $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

*epithets

Her lack of shame is disturbing.

She seemed genuinely uncomfortable to hear her writing called "terrible," but she certainly cracked a smile to hear the ribs jokes again. I guess she showed restraint by leaving out the watermelon?

That's no woman. That's a banshee is ever I saw one.

Fact: Conservatives love to beat off to Skeletor bitches.

Five gets you Ten there's some Ingraham/Coulter Fiction some were out in the cold barren recesses of the internet.

And if you can't find any, the "sexy" parts in Atlas Shrugged will probably suffice.