Why not, cram them all on a desk. One of them falls off, who'll notice?

Also: don't lick a turtle head.

I didn't watch this clip but I had a stupid quip about losing an R and an E if it turns out disastrously.

half expected this idiot to explain how turtles are nature's suction cups

This is so terrible, but so fucking funny.

It's like the zoological equivalent of a battle royal.

Curiosity cleaned the cat!

Oh god, that monkey and the puppy at the end broke my heart.

And also, turtle bites hurt. My turtle used to bite my dog all the time.

"He's dead, Jim."

"The whole presents nothing but the idea of a blind Nature, impregnated by a great vivifying principle, and pouring forth from her lap, without discernment or parental care,
... her maimed and abortive children!"

Cannot stop watching.

That awful schmuck. He's still on the air btw.

This guy is probably one of those assholes who yells at his pets when they do something and when someone tells him that the animal doesn't understand him because its an animal he responds with "HE KNOWS WHAT I'M SAYING." When it's an animal.