...since that's what they always do, and any criticism has already been exhausted.

Plenty of 2D/retro/sprite games end up looking way more interesting than modern 3D. Style is not indicative of quality. Also I am fat.

i can't imagine anything more kill-yourself horrifying than playing this game in a jc penny

yeah, don't do that.

fat american barbarian.

check out this Gaijin that doesn't even know enough nihongo to understand a basic jrpg trailer. a disgrace.

*picks a rose and smells the fragrance, then throws it into the air and gracefully bisects it with ninja-to hidden in sleeve*

i dont understand a damn thing mr snake just said, but i understand enough that that man is having sex with a lady in a video game, and pretty graphically at that.

France is superior.

This is the Japanese version of Twilight, just substitute Weresheep for Werewolves.

It could be reference to the herbivore male, carnivore female culture in Japan?

someone didn't see that video of the guy in a horse mask cooking mushrooms.

Japan doesn't need hallucinogens.

Why the hell would anyone put a JRPG on the 360?

i'm gonna have to dork right the fuck out and insist that demon's souls is not at all a JRPG. demon's souls is the first time a major japanese developer has imitated the western RPG model and the results are astounding. i think of JRPG as a very specific genre that involves a relatively linear storyline and a battle system based around choosing selections from menus, demon's souls doesn't fit into this category at all and its unfair to lump it there just because it's from japan.

i love that game. but fuck that game. most simultaneously enjoyable/miserable lovable/despisable game ever.

Point well made, pineapple. I stand by my statement though. The 20 people in japan that own a 360 probably also own a PS3.

Demon's Souls was published by Sony in Japan, so that was never gonna happen. Also, the 360 has more jrpgs than PS3 for some reason.

you're on this website; you do not.

Sup, Totally Cool Girlfriend-haver! I'm a Fatlusfag. Here's the story I've gleaned from the web:

32-year-old Vincent cheated on his girlfriend-who-might-be-pregnant with "Catherine" and starts having nightmares, he's afraid if he dies in his nightmares he'll die in real life. It's about relationships and guilt and all that gay shit. Enjoy your flesh tits.

Sure sounds like... something. How do you play it? I have so many questions. Can you call me?

If you're going to get games like that to become accepted in the US you'll have to be subtle in introducing them. The solution: an emotional, relationship-driven game about space marines. Now if you will assemble the programmers, I'll begin gathering Halo fanfiction and we'll make this happen.

We already have one of those, and it damn near destroyed the South Korean economy. Just be careful, is all I'm saying.