the occasional chunks that drip, unnoticed, from his chin.

Oh my God. Somehow, through some nightmare anti-miracle, this man, this Pizza Roll Challenge man, has been revealed as larger in girth and obesity that I had previously thought.

And now he eats the chicken from a can.

this is so disgusting

Holy shit I was figuring cubed chicken breast. I had no idea they have cans that chickens just fucking slide out of. There are not enough stars.

-___-.

Oh thank GOD that Youtube extend it's videos to 15 minutes.

Otherwise, how would this be possible?

5 for the poor fuck that had to film this. Did he do it with his eyes closed???

P.S. HOLY FUCK, HE'S EATING MORE THAN ONE??? AND ALSO, HE GOT THEM FROM ALDI'S???

P.S.S. This The_Huggable_Universe guy seems to know his shit. Either he's been lurking here for awhile, or is a re-reg of some other account. Three linked tags, an unlinked tag that will be easy to link, and another unlinked tag that snarkingly describes the video? My five stars are for you good sir, welcome (or welcome back) to poeTV.

My favorite thing about this is the angle at which it is filmed.

It permits one to watch his mandible advance from and recede into the the fat of his neck.

This display has left me with nothing clever to say at all. Not that there's a lack of angles of attack here, whether it's him eating with his hands, the sound of the stock and water mixture being poured, or even the imagined smell of his stench mixed with processed chicken, any of these are viable paths to a cheap joke.

However, viewing this has left me in such a deep depression, I'm not sure I'll ever be able to enjoy anything after this to the extent that I one could. The sky is a little less blue, mowed grass smells a little less sweet. This video has done what nothing else on this site could do yet, actually shake me, down to my foundation. My mind is forever scarred.

This video is horrible, this man is the saddest person I've ever seen (those eyes hold untold oceans of misery), and we are all worse people for watching it.

tldr: IM SAD NOW

if you get winded opening a can of chicken in a can, maybe you shouldnt be eating chicken in a can.

this woman is the most disgusting pile of shit ever.

Somehow, I guess I was just assuming there would be some point where they pop it in an oven and then there's a time-lapse thing during which it's maybe seasoned or basted a little, I dunno. Something.

You know what they say about assuming.

BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE

Five for the jaunty angle of his glasses. I've never seen someone eat with such force that their eye-wear slides off their face. On second thought, facial sweat and grease could account for this effect.

Can someone please get a hold of him to make a 'sounds of breathing' CD. I would love to fall asleep to it.

this is just like the meat gun scene in existenZ

Oh god. The breathing sounds. If you run out of breath while EATING, McPorkinson, you may want to lose a few fucking metric tons.