This man is presidential timbre.

Don't let this temporary setback stop you, wildman.

Evidently recorded from a ham radio broadcast. A true man of the people.

There are great men, and there is Basil Marceaux.

Webupwicans everywhere should be proud.

Please re-label this accurately: This is a 4-year early victory speech.

If he was giving out free guns on the campaign trail, he'd have that .gov by now.