|themilkshark - 2010-10-24 |
So I'm watching a full grown male at a convention centered around an open ended online video game, and he's entered a dance contest despite what hours of computer usage has done to his posture. It's very clear that his mother still chooses his clothing and hairstyle, so the only way he can truly express his individuality and also hide his shame is to paint his face like a zombie. I think the funniest part of all of this is that he was intending on shitting all over the dance contest and stealing some anarchist/individuality points for his "undead male" routine. I guess it's only fair that his leg decides to shit on him for putting his body weight on it for longer than 3 minutes.
I'm guessing he will probably "go home and be a family man" with either a furry or an overweight Harley Quinn cosplayer.
A man who puts on zombie makeup and enters MMO themed dancing contests that is.
Most Harley Quinns I've seen would be better off cosplaying as Harley Race.
The problem is you're assuming he actually broke his leg. Granted, he's a guy who obviously knows a ton about human anatomy and physical well-being (I'm sure he has a degree in Kinesiology), but I believe maybe he rushed to judgment here.
|Urkel Forever - 2010-10-24 |
I hate to spoil this, but he clearly just twisted his ankle. It's still funny, but he wasn't so frail from Mountain Dew Code Red that merely jumping broke his leg.
|WHO WANTS DESSERT - 2010-10-24 |
You know what, internet? In spite of our differences, you're alright sometimes.
|freedoom - 2010-10-24 |
Further proof that either Guile's theme goes with everything or that it still doesn't go with anything.
|Caminante Nocturno - 2010-10-24 |
|Raggamuffin - 2010-10-24 |
I'd also like to take this time to give a shout out to the "Mountain Dew Doritos" tag
|The Mothership - 2010-10-24 |
Better than the original.
|Wander - 2010-10-25 |
Just to point out to everyone saying "he's probably wrong about breaking his leg" the official report is that he dislocated his knee, so that's pretty impressive, for doing so little.
I was pointing it out not to take away from the fact that he managed to injure himself by jumping eight inches off the ground, but to disprove that there's anything manly about this guy at all.
|Jeriko-1 - 2010-10-25 |
This is so getting a Keyboard Cat.
|kingarthur - 2010-10-25 |
Does Jay Mohr make enough money doing these sorts of things not to cry a lot of the time?
|oddeye - 2010-10-25 |
As soon as the masses think something is cool, this is what you get.
|Xiphias - 2010-10-25 |
how embarrassing for him
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