This is endlessly quotable, but my favorite so far would definitely have to be "Mortal Kombat. One of the dirtiest and evil Nintendos that the devil ever created."

Oh and it has Doom II.

Shit, I'm living on borrowed time here.

"...and the most horrifying Nintendo of all, the Virtual Boy..."

Apparently I've been living with a tumor for a dozen years. Fuck.

This video is so beautiful. It's like Christmas. Spanish Christmas. Navidad.

Pokemon IS one of the most damaging "nintendos"

Mexican religious paranoia is so much weirder and more specific than American religious paranoia, once I heard one of them talking about how masturbation not only makes you bald, but you will cough dust on the full moon, seriously.

NIN-TEN-DOUUUSSSS!

That's weird. To me, the headline reads "TV Cartoon Gives Japanese Youth Fits."
Must be the Nintendo tumor in my brain making me misread the "Nintendo Gives 700 Kids Epilepsy."

I think it's racist against Nintendos to paint all Nintendos with the same brush just because a few Nintendos are full of Nintenblood.

I have the second kind of elipseias. Thanks Satan of Japan.