If God wanted his ass up there, he would have miracled his ass up there by now.

Oh my god yes.

99% of his videos have been epic failures that would drive a smarter person to become a hermit.

this is actually a really tame failure on his part.

I was just about to say that. Maybe it's because he's wearing that smart looking striped shirt.

Hey, it just occurred to me that some of his behaviour might be explained by his autism.

Because he plays a character for attention?

I thought a lot of the stuff he did was from dares.

i dont need morality lectures from someone with rape in their username as a humorous pun.

For you.

A bad review for Toy Story 3? This family is fucked up beyond belief.

http://www.colesmithey.com/capsules/2010/06/toy-story-3.html

Hahahahahaha, he changed his last name to "Smithey".

You can kind of hear echoes of Chris Chan in his review and, especially, his response to the negative criticism leveled at his review.

He calls himself "The Smartest Film Reviewer In The World", and is as utterly full of himself as CWC is, but he's obviously not retarded and capable of existing outside of Casa De La Chandler, so good for him.

CWCiki has a copy of some emails he wrote when CWC tried to get him to vote for him to win a Parappa the Rappa contest so he could fly to Seattle and pitch Sonichu to Shigeru Miyamoto (CWC didn't really understand the specifics of the contest, he just assumed it was his Charlie Bucket moment of fantasy). Smithey forces CWC to inquire as to CWC's mother as to Smithey's parentage, resulting in CWC's mother lying to CWC's face about it. What could have been a moment of earth shattering clarity for most people was subverted by CWC's stupid Sonichu shit.

AND THEN Smithey doesn't vote for CWC's stupid contest.

http://www.cogsdev.org/cwcki/Cole_Smithey_E-mails

Yeah, I noticed that in the last video he looked like he'd aged 10-15 years in the span of a few months. He's like 28 pushing 48.

its the sunlight.

It burns him.