Submitted mainly for "I would have rathered--"

There's something vaguely Abed-ish about her mannerisms and the way she looks.

She's wearing enough makeup for two McRib reviews.

At least she's not into dipping.

The "white people" tag needs a modifier, needs to be more pejorative. Also did she not realize she was eating fast food with a Dick Tracy villain in the car with her?

The makeup would be excessive in real life. For a youtube video, I think it's a nice theatrical effect.

I can sum up the McRib reviews I've seen like this:

a) the more pickles, onlins, and sauce you add. the better they are because

b) they're disgusting.

Why would anyone think this is something other people would like to see?

Her brother was also eating a McRib, which is truly the mark of a great mind.

Do I _have_ to share the country with these people? WHERE ARE THE DEATH PANELS, OBAMA?!?! YOU PROMISED US DEATH PANELS! WHERE ARE THEY!

Something I discovered years ago: the On-Cor boneless pork rib packages that you heat up and serve taste exactly like McRibs. This is not a good or bad thing, but just...a thing.

She's very picky about meat textures.

SHENANIGANS! That was OBVIOUSLY a sesame seed bun from a burger that was slapped on this McRib. I'm sorry but I cannot in good faith accept her opinion of this sandwich.

This is indistinguishable from a fetish POV porn video.