Oakland needs to be walled off from the rest of the country and made into a sort of "Escape from New York" styled prison for the most embarrassing and ridiculous people.

what the hell

I feel bad for the restaurant... what did Denny's ever do to black people?

Girl in the green can throw plates at me all night.

Sounds like the monkey house for a while at the start there.

Everyone has terrible aim.

Next season of The Wire focuses on the severe mismanagement of federal funding to Sesame Street.

Hey kids! It's time! Put on your masks! It's time!

And in the corner, the Monolith sits, silently influencing events in anticipation of the Star Child.

The next season of flavour of love looks promising.

Never change, Oakland.

Guys, I'm a bar tender in Oakland. Shit like this is staged for the tourists.

Oh, Oakland!

I've never seen so many people in costume in a Denny's!

Is this cosplay?

My Denny's could use that kind of attention

I was really hoping for the cops to rush in and taser everyone.

O-Town REPRAZENT!!!!

It is for this exact reason that Denny's has lived by the two Denny's per city paradigm. When I don't feel like having chairs thrown at me by an obese Halloween fairy I go to the nice Denny's.

flipping the fuck out is always the best course of action