The tried and true formula of people hurting themselves to Yakety Sax is quite possibly more ancient and fundamental than camcorders and the phrase "Dude you ok?".
Look, you're just not going to get the respect you want for a Yakety Sax video here unless said video is sped up. It's the sad, sad truth. I'm sorry I had to be the one to break it to you, kid. I really am.