wtf party music?

Wolverines are really intimidating when you see them up close.

My dad and I went fishing in the Sawtooth mountains, and while at one of the many nameless lakes catching trout, the dog caught wind of a family of wolverines. She treed the two cubs, and the mother wolverine was watching from higher up among some rocks. The dog didn't notice her before we grabbed her by the collar and bodily dragged her to the opposite side of the lake, where she was then able to see the mother. A clusterfuck then ensued where dad, eager to take pictures of the wolverines, stood in a meadow and zoomed in on the mother, who was nervously circling on the rocks about thirty meters from him. At this point, I noticed the juvenile wolverines had circled all the way around the lake somehow and dad and I were now in a pincer that all the wolverines were too nervous to close. The mother was trying to get the dog's attention so she could pull her away from the juveniles (who were easily a couple years old and fully capable of killing the dog), but I maintained a tight grip on her collar so nothing like that happened.

Wolverines are dense, low-slung tank beasts that are basically the honey badgers of the western hemisphere. The dog probably thought they were just big marmots. Had she tangled with them, she'd have been eviscerated. As it was, however, they were scared enough of people that nothing terrible happened.

I realize my story wasn't as good as I thought it was, but there it is.

I kinda got a Beastie Boys feel from this video. Not the music, just the video itself. Probably the guy in the white ninja outfit (ala, body movin')

Everything about this sucks.