What a stupid, stupid device. I totally want one.

I look forward to the illogical extension of this trend to include truck sized cell phones.

Next up: a full-sized keyboard and monitor that you can attach to your smartphone/netbook.

Looks like someone's getting creative with a bundle of old russian phone handsets they bought for 2 rubles a box.

While you're at it, why not a generator-with-a-hand-crank attachment.

Leading the battle of the "Most Asinine Product" war?

There really needs to be a Horribly Asinine Product tag if there is not something similar already.

Not even Bluetooth

Throw in a rotary dial attachment and we have a deal.

That's certainly one nightmarish shape-shifting Santa Claus at 0:51-1:36

Does it come back when you throw it away?

Damnit. I thought of this years ago. (I know, lots of people did.)

Was not expecting to hear Jon Brion doing a jingle.

I've had a set-up like this for years. It's awesome.

This thing, however, is probably a cheap piece of crap.

I don't know about you guys. But, I am pretty sick and tired of not being able to hold onto my cell phone and talk at the same time. :(

Oh hey, it's that thing people used to make themselves back in like 2003.

I bet it doesn't even let you start and end calls from the handset.

This must be a marketing experiment. Some evil corporate mad scientists decided to stain a certain population with large, gaudy, easily tracked markers. Somewhere, evil minds are moving against the douchebags of the world.