Far more entertaining than any temper tantrum Axl Rose has ever thrown.

And he keeps going. What a champ. That's why he makes gold records.

Actually he was mad because the house lights had been turned on. While doing his Russia tour, people having "too much fun" at his concerts of evil Western rock decadence were escorted out to places unknown and basically no one going to the concerts would appear to enjoy the show if the lights were on because they feared they were being watched by secret police. Why he chose to take it out on his bandmates I have no clue, but that's the story behind this.

I've never been able dance but I probably could if I had a keytar.

I'm enjoying "Pick on Billy Joel" week.

A little more cocang, a little more Brinkley beating, call it a night.