Not the "Planet Rock" I was expecting.

Also, this man's grin is completely terrifying.

5 for 2:15

A young Jerry Van Dyke brings on the background apocalypse.
Jazz Hands!

God, I thought the composite stuff was part of the original video until I saw the kids hacking each other to pieces.

I almost didn't want to watch it because I was afraid the video would add context to the preload image and ruin it.

Nope.

A more appropriate "white people" tag, there isn't.

so this is tim and eric, right

much improved

This was great, but I cracked up more with the related video of the bearded dude trying to reproduce this with his cat. "This was not a very good idea. Oh well! I tried."

I seriously can't think of any video that would replace this as my favorite video ever. For at least several months.

I feel kind of dumb because I did not realize that there was a difference between "jazz hands" and "rain hands".

I like SHODAN out of nowhere at 1:18

Daniel Songer's dance teacher.

Point over there! (it's five stars!)

His "freestyle" is the exact same white guy dance that Carleton used to do on Fresh Prince. That gets the five stars, because I didn't catch 2:15 until it was pointed out.

Fucking lost it at the first explosion. Good christ this is gold.