god damnit.

YES!!!! I WILL CHERISH THIS VIDEO MEMORY FOREVER!!!

For the millionth time, your dead dog is not possessed by a singing leprechaun. Now go away so I can spread this garbage bag on your mattress.

This was awesome already, but it really caught fire around the minute mark.

"Best friend" rightly in quotation marks.

The winking.

this is going in to my will. i would like to see recently dead celebrities honored this way on extra, like leslie nielsen

This is not a good way to cheer someone up after they lose a pet. This is probably the worst thing you could do.