-Awkward yellowish thing in the lower right hand corner of the screen! Might be a sword, might be an ice cream sandwich!
-Horse-head boss now painstakingly motion-captured by the Polar Express imagineering team!
-Word "imagineering" still in use!
-You know that part where you go into the town and you think you're safe but then monsters attack, and they're invisible so you can't fight them, and you have to use the "Magic" magic to reveal them but you never think of that because the "Magic" magic is goddamn stupid? Everyone hates that part! And now it's in 3-D!
-Zelda chronology now makes even less sense! Travel back in time to the present to meet Past Link, Link to the Past Link, and Why the Hell is He a Train Conductor Link!
-Let's put Mega Man in it!
-Hidden feature: Project will be 99% complete before Nintendo's lawyers shut us down!
Turning a top-down exploration-based adventure game into a side-scrolling platformer is A-OK. Turning a side-scrolling platformer into a FPS is BLASPHEMY.