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...but serious at the same time
...and that's why I dislike Cortex.
The three-minute opening does nothing to prepare you for that voice.
The dialogue must have been written by Ed Grimley.
"..and also my brother Steve."
This is still better written than that trilogy of deadly serious Spyro the Dragon games.
Next thing you know, I was evolved.
"I had no idea who I was.." *cuts to a shot of some bathrooms*
gender confused bandicoot?
So did Sonic the Hedgehog get boring to furries so they needed to turn to an even longer-dead franchise?
At least crash bandicoot had the decency to stay dead. At least until recently.
5 for a hard-boiled narrator who thinks it fitting to round off a line with 'and also my brother Steve'
That's one hell of a run loop, there.
The Cortex Vortex isn't ready for human trials.