"That's right, kids. It's me, Charles Barkley. With my new Nike air-pump penis, I can carouse to the whole longer, faster, and with less wasted energy than when carousing with the competition, keeping me---and my penis---in the game!"
***Charles dunks on someone with an erection***
"WOW! Thanks Charles!"
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Fun implant to get. Spend your excess income from working at the crazy house to get one installed. Play around with it thinking that this is how Elvis must have lived.
Until somebody wants to make you poor. Fucking midget with an ax to grind inflates it until you float away and then ignites it with a match. Had to go with the hydrogen gas, didn't you?