I don't know what I'm feeling.

Whelp... that didn't work, time to shoot her in the face.

Not even Goku can save you

http://tinyurl.com/23ho2cn

I'm sorry I couldn't help it. He reminded me of this.

Well it's a little pathetic but not that...

Oh.

Oh.

Ok dude, we get it, you want to bone underage girls. You are just trying to find a way to do it without consequences.

So he's willing to make a complete ass out of himself, which takes a lot of (misdirected) courage. If only he could channel that energy into being a decent human being!

"Are you under 21?"

WHAT?

Who asks that outside of a job interview to be a bartender or something?

*furiously takes notes*

Babby steps, Baconbeast. Next time, try not to use grade school tactics lest you seem like an aspy serial killer.

I was the guy who coined the phrase Butter Golem back in the heyday of PoE. Explaining that to women is a better way to hit on them than asking them if they're underage.

Good God. This guy isn't actually under 21 is he? It's hard to tell, with all the fat.

I don't know what a PUA is, and I don't think I really want to know.

Not shown: Resultant 15-minute "All women are castrating bitches who hate nice guys (like me)" rant-flail.