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Looks straight out of a robocop movie.
Do you remember that period in the 90s when fucking everyone had this god damn thing and walking through a parking lot resulted in a mixed chorus of "STAND BACK. THIS CAR ARMED WITH VIPER!!"
Yes, hopefully they all got keyed.
I still want to start vandalizing whenever I hear Darrel Issa's voice.
Back in the 90s, you could steal a car with a butter knife and a piece of wire. You NEEDED Viper.
Tell me it was just a box of snakes you put in your car.
Lie to me if you have to.
you kept them in your vagina
Dude, you put motherfucking snakes in your motherfucking car. Tricky bit was controlling who they attacked.
Chris Meloni, look out!
I enjoyed that show.
I remember loving this commercial just for the CGI viper head at the end.
How come all urban cityscapes on TV from this time period look like this?
because if you wanted to simulate rampant crime, you needed a realistic backdrop such as that
It was around the 80's that car thieves began using the humble mongoose in their day-to-day operations.
VIPER MAKES YOU MEEEEEELT
Serves her right for having that saxophone play her out of the car.
Still better than my high school principal's car, which just said "I'm being tampered with" in a whiny voice.
According to a recent NYTimes article, this is Rep. Darrel Issa's company, and nifty side note, that's his voice telling you to step away from the car.