This makes me so mad at Doritos™ brand tortilla chips, I'm going to forward this to all my friends so they'll know just how horrible Doritos™ brand tortilla chips is!
So when the sales statistics for Doritos are released at the end of the year and the largest area of growth is to Southern, white Christians, it'll just go to confirm everyone's suspicions of why they really talk about gays and black people so much.