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It could happen to me.
I want to give this 5 stars, but I can't. Not in good conscience.
I'm gonna fuck you up ugly.
He trains Anderson Silva. In the deadly arts. It's the can.
I buy that this might be a real product. But this ad is a spoof. Right? He's making fun of himself. I mean, right? Guys?
I've had the drink. It was awesome. Instead of sugar of corn syrup it contains Organic dehydrated cane juice.
Do you know what sugar is?
The 99cent store near my house couldn't sell the shit. It was fucking horrible.
At least it doesn't say "Taste the power of Steven Seagal on the can" on the can.
If you've ever seen Lawman, you'll realize how deep his really, really creepy Asian fetish goes.
Hah is this the same woman that slapped him with a sexual harassment lawsuit that caused A&E to pull his cop show?
no, but she fell into a pool and now has ridiculous amounts of energy (or "qi" as they say).
You will puke a wedding!
Just to be 100 percent clear, these taste awful. The Cherry Charge tastes like slightly carbonated Robitussin, and the other one like fermented Moutain Dew and rotten banana.
Why else do you think tasting the power of Steven Seagal is phrased so neutrally? They were careful not to promise a good time.
Is this a trailer for Weekend at Bernie's 3? I think they're really stretching the premise at this point.
For a guy that runs like a girl, he sure gets around.
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