Q: So are you a maneating reptillian alien in disguise?
A: PEOPLE BUY ME DINNER SOMETIMES GOLLY HECK!
Sure the question is inane, but is it so fucking hard to give it a flat no? This is part of why Rumsfeld will always be an asshole. And those two radio dipshits didn't make it any better falling all over themselves to apologize to this cretin.