If this follows the plot of the original story, it should end with Shrek turning into a mouse and the cat eating him.

I like how he's basically preforming a strip tease but it's ok because he's a cat.

Why won't this series just die and put us all out of its misery?

Jesus, Dreamworks. Just give up and make a new setting already. This isn't working.

Shrek: 4,409,218
Shrek 2: 9,838,758
Shrek 3: 8,958,162
Shrek 4: 9,952,787

It's working quite well, actually. People are dumb, you see.

I'm sure it's going to be described as a film that "both adults and children can enjoy" ala rest of the Shrek franchise i.e. bodily function gags and already dated pop culture references.

Do you think if we sent Antonio Banderas a collection of all the horrifying furry porn this will invariably generate he'd stop doing it?