Well, an earthquake happened, and someone was almost buried alive in their own collection of hentai/manga. Thankfully, he lived and shared his near death experience with the world. Next week on TLC's Hoarders: International...
But in all seriousness-- this is a horrible day, and I hope Japan can recover soon from the the devastation the tsunami wrought.
I think the goal of most otaku is to pile meaningless crap around you as much as possible to shield any bare spots on the wall you might have. This isn't so hard if you live in a closet.