Better yet: Use the animatronics for your body. Sit up and wave to the crowd from your coffin. Maybe sing a little song, give a few words, yank off your face to show them the machine beneath.

It's a pity you wouldn't be around to see it, but that's death for you.

You don't have to be dead to host your own funeral.

I worked for SNL for a while when I lived in New York.
Charles Rocket stabbed went into his yard early in the morning, took out a kitchen knife and stabbed himself in the neck until he died. He did this on the morning my boss was supposed to meet him for "History of SNL in the 80's."

fuck sorry about the errors I'm on zero sleep.

wow. so if he'd been wearing the steel collar he'd still be alive?

A premonition in art if ever there was one.

Wow, I didn't know that. I'm shocked. That strikes me as extremely sad, somehow.

Yeah, you're right. Something about a dude stabbing himself to death in the neck IS kind of sad. I can't quite put my finger on exactly what, though.

Oh my god, you're right.

hahahaha!

Predicted result: Toned, shapely buttocks