So many great moments in this.

http://www.thefreedictionary.com/duplicitous

You really creep me out sometimes, Dustin Hoffman.

"the prime real estate is that hunk of cooch hanging there"

I've never had any cooch that was hanging in hunks, so I guess I'm missing out on that prime real estate

The problem is not not pointing to shlong, the problem IS not pointing to shlong.

hunka cooch

Mystery looks like he's about to shoot up a beehive.

The thing about the seduction community is that so many of the practioners are total nerds. They've just exchanged whiling away hours of their nights playing MMORPGs or whatever with hours of haunting bars trying to work on "game".

hahahaha 0:15 - 0:18

"pussy pussy cooze poozwack cunt cunny OH SHIT A WOMAN FREEZE UP AND HOPE IT GOES AWAY pussy cooze snatch snizz..."

5 for Mystery, always.

Reduce half the population to an abstract because you are so fucking terrified that all you can see when you look at whatever you are sexually attracted at you is a black mass of your own shit bag fears; come up with a endless system of arbitrary rules to govern your interactions with everyone so that you can blame them when they deviate from the expectations you demand they obey and hate yourself for failing to win the game; lock women into your byzantine system of fear by never, ever, EVER betraying the rules by granting them agency or dignity.

This is shit we NEED to fucking destroy forever.

"I don't fail my sets"

I can't shake the image of Mystery in a (regular) suit trying to tell people how to build their downline.

You end up being a 'teacher' because you prey on woman ten year younger than you. It's not because you're just that awesome, it's because they're still naive enough for this shit to work.

Also, anyone who keeps feeding into the definition of metaphysics as full of chakras and bullshit and not experimental science and hunting for the boson particle needs to die. in. a. fucking. fire.