"from a to z...and even 0 through 9"

I'm going to assume that those pictures on his wall are all porn.

saving him from future blindness

Jesus. Does his mother have the internet?

He's way too serious about porn. In the time he was talking I could have masturbated 3 times and paid my bills.

The best part is when he slurs together "pure TNA" and it sounds like "Puritannia". I imagined he was talking about the fall of some bizarre puritan empire who ran porn trackers.

That's it, folks. No more porn on the internet.

apparently this guy has not been to cheggit.

Yahoo answers is the place to go for all your Internet information needs.

"Sorry about my beard, I was having trouble growing one so I just got some dryer lint, dyed it black and glued it to my face."

Whacks on, whacks off.

I KNOW THAT FEEL BRO