Gerbert's head look like a redhead's nutsack, and that's not the sort of thing that happens by accident.

It was later revealed that the girl had an incredibly severe and potentially fatal lactose allergy. Since she said yes to ice cream and pizza, Gerbert had no choice but to strip her of her "very smart" title and, in accordance with the game's rules, tattoo the word "idiot" across her face.

This incident marked the end of America's love affair with puppet-hosted drug refusal-based game shows.

Always say no?

Hey kids, do you want to be drug free? No? Wow, way to teach them a lesson, nutsack.

What if that pizza and ice cream is offered by a pedophile, huh? What then, you melted Scooter?

www.firstchristianchurchbeaver.com is NOT AT ALL what I was hoping it would be.

H S A T ARE
°W M R YOU?

I've seen this thing, the sort of sub-standard locally produced kid's show on public TV that's probably almost as bad as 20-minute animated toy commercials for children.

And his voice, ugh, worse than a dozen rusty nails being dragged across a blackboard.

VERY SMAAAAARRRRRRRT

PIZZA! Yes
DRUGS! No
ICE CREAM! Yes
ALCOHOL! No
COCKS! Um, yes?