So, were you born with no soul, or did you have it surgically removed?

GO AWAY

You should write about that in your zine

Sad for you.

I'm glad you don't like this.

Now I understand why nobody likes you.

is that the hip thing to do now?

MST3K is great. Recently I watched some old episodes again for the first time in years. And they were still great.

i liked the part where you apologized as if you were not meeting our expectations of you