Not really evil, or stupid enough.

It's just regular old crap.

Coming soon: Removed from the Apple store for being too risque.

If a game's central conceit is "look, cheesecake," then isn't it self-defeating to make the buttons so spread out that your thumbs will cover most of the viewing area, and therefore the cheesecake?

who are they kidding, you already fight like a girl

still a more in-depth fighting system than Mortal Kombat. Did you see that frame trap at the end?