Here's my translation:
I am a crip. I am a crip. Loco. I have scissors. I worship Cthulu. Pitchforks! And airplanes! Look at my dog. I like to shoot people who give the middle finger. I also like to shoot people who say "Okie dokie!" Mfrmfrpsdshsajsagh! Glbgbgbubblebubble PLANES! Bubblebubble STILL A CRIP glibglurbglee NOW I HAVE TWO DOGS sniksniksniksnik FUCK THA NUMBER 3! snik. A-cup titties. I'm still a crip. Number 3. Goodnight!
Google translate can't help me decipher this comment from the YT page 'neck banger wakk ass nikku thru up RAzza other ganga wtf dumb ass neck bangs aint no gang banger he a neckbanger '