Just the thing for Planned Parenthood's bunny-rabbit smoothies!
Also I am disappointed that the deliveryman didn't suddenly rip his clothes off and start gyrating like an amphetamine-fueled baboon. That's exactly what today's infomercials need more of -- some guy off the street that needed 50 bucks and didn't want to play the part of the infomercial's "before" retard, dancing really badly.