Come to the Florida panhandle. It's practically a daily occurrence between March and September. We're in the war zone between the hot, humid Gulf atmosphere and the cool dry continental air.

We also get big scary swirly clouds that look like The Nothing is coming to get your ass.

Yeah pretty good description! I lived there for a few years at one point. Hurricanes, water spouts, and nothing but weird ass weather out there.

fair enough, in Oregon we don't see too many clouds through all the rain.

Heavenly churro.

god spliff

divine dong

transcendental tampon

unbroken turd of the immortals

Tootsie Roll of the Titans

these are for Jellyneck

Which doesn't really make up for getting buried under ten feet of snow every winter, amirite?