Seems to me the bad guy and the good guy both have weapons that do the same thing.

Ipana helped prevent moral decay during the Cold War.

He killed that germ by triggering a violent, fatal seizure. With toothpaste.

Thank you. I just had it stuffed.

Two fun facts:

1. Allen Ginsberg worked on the Bucky Beaver ad campaign. ("I saw the greatest teeth of my generation destroyed by decay germs.")

2. Lawrence Shenfield, executive producer of most of the Ipana commercials, was also the foremost twentieth century expert of Confederate states philately.

I would totally do that space beaver.

What's the over/under on the percentage of tweens who....ah, nevermind.

I am hearing the Bubble Bobble song. I can't be the only person hearing the Bubble Bobble song.