All these are for "Tom Cuh-lancy".

I'm glad Mr. Caffeine got in all those Wayne's World references before it was too late. If he'd waited another twenty years they might have gone stale.

This isn't an E3 speaker. This is the guy who came to your school when you were fourteen and did a bunch of skits about staying off drugs. He's not as funny without his puppets.

DO COCAINE GIVE E3 SPEECH

yikes

Ubisoft sucks cocks!

Kedzie Matthews!

Second-hand embarrassment.

This is awesome. E3 is the greatest social mirror to ever be held in front of gen X.

For those unaware, "epic fail" means "NOT!!!"

Make this man a meme.

Remix here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6Xng2sYSqM&feature=player_embe dded

who hired me to improv ubisoft's stage presentation?

Oh, for fuck sake.

Does doucheyness count as Evil?

5 for doucheyness.