man, five for effort.

Can we get an Australia tag?
If the videos on poetv are any indication, these people seem to wear cultural ignorance as a badge of pride.

Maybe they could have some dancing guys in blackface march in frame once his joke has gone down in flames.

So, the Dalai Lama walks up to a hot dog stand and asks, "Can you make me one with everything?"

So the guy makes him a hot dog with everything on it, and the Dalai Lama hands him a bill. After a while, the Dalai Lama asks the hot dog vendor, "Well, where's my change?"

"Change comes from within," replied the vendor.

Here all week. Tip. Veal.

Five for the guy having the balls to actually tell the joke to the Llama in the first place. Another five for the end result. *Another* five for the whole event actually being kind of funny and heartwarming in its own weird way.

In general, puns don't work well with people who aren't fluent in the language. I must give him points for valiantly charging on regardless.

So that dumb blonde at the end clearly didn't get the joke, apparently.

I love that joke.

That's a religious figurehead I can get behind.

5 for the absolute perfect preload. And for Corpus.

He does a pretty good job of acting as if he hasn't totally ordered enough supreme pizzas to be intuitively acquainted with that idiom.