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He was actually aiming for the head.
When goths take over the world.
5 for the "Dutch Angle" tag.
And that's how you tip cows on Psychlo!
I approve of "Battlefield Earth" clips appearing on this web site.
Filmed on location in the middle of Canada.
damn all thses clips are making want to watch this film!
That's how it sucks you in. You see these clips and you think "oh, what a mildly bad movie, it's got to be worth a few chuckles."
Then you pop it into your DVD player and are rendered comatose by egregious levels of suck and wildly careening batman angles.
Just like Dubstep.
Rifftrax offers a less tedious experience
Filmed entirely in oblique angles.
HEY, ONE OF THE TRIPOD LEGS BROKE IN HALF!
WHAT DO YOU MEAN "WE"LL SHOOT IT ANYWAY"
I think I know how that happened...
He should have just said "Any of you bouncers try to make a run for it, I will beat you down cause I'm a coast guard". They would have got the message.
Also, aliens use paces as a form of measurement now huh?
Well, Psychlo-paces. They're like one and a half human paces because of the shoe lifts they all ha-... I mean superior height of the Psychlos.
SPOILER: The humans defeat Terl when they discover that he can't hit anything that isn't leaning at random angles.
Its the lack of context that makes this clip even better.
Watching this movie and all of it's angled shots will have you tilting your head like a pug dog.
Clearly it has already taken its toll on one's use of apostrophes.
I see all these clips and find myself inexplicably thinking I should go rent this as I've never seen it. It's taking quite a bit of willpower to not do just that.
I gave in & watched this gem on Netflix' Stream-on-Demand.
It was a wonderful experience.
Come on, all you people who haven't seen this movie, just watch it!
Those last 3 seconds.