Alex Jones: DMT elves want the elites to kill us all!

The "clock-wokrk elves" are the same beings that woke mankind up 30 000 years ago, you can see them in cave paintings from all around the world at that time. modern anthropologist call them "Therianthropes". Check out Graham Hancocks book "Supranatural" for more info.

mcnowski 1 day ago 2

chumbucket

- 2011-06-27

Joe Rogan??

memedumpster

- 2011-06-27

"Kill everyone, we're friendly."
He's not even capable of completing a logically sound sentence.

Caminante Nocturno

- 2011-06-27

Clockwork Elves
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Artifact Creature � Elves

Tap Clockwork Elves: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.

2/2

eatenmyeyes - 2011-06-27

Alloy Myr?

Ghoul - 2011-06-27

I'll trade you this here Wood Elemental...

cognitivedissonance

- 2011-06-27

Mage: The Awakening actually had rules for communing with the Clockwork Elves. It was very complicated, as typical for the game.

Menudo con queso

- 2011-06-27

Baby head, baby hair, baby bouncy-dance, middle-age man with bourbon voice. This guy is eerily unpleasant to look at.

jangbones - 2011-06-27

and boring...play clips from ten years ago, its exactly the same stupid shit

Born in the RSR

- 2011-06-27

Perpetuum mobile of impotent anger.

spikestoyiu - 2011-06-27

I like the pre-load because it makes it look like he's wearing a very festive headpiece.

Xenocide

- 2011-06-27

Alex is determined to be the prettiest dancer at Carnival this year! You won't out cha-cha him, Barack Obama, you wicked, wicked, devil!

ashtar.

- 2011-06-27

uh. What?
I am unclear what sort of conspiracy nut he is. Who are the 'globalists'? Ray Kurzweil and the Pentagon and Terence McKenna and the CIA/LHC? How does he fit those together?

also http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Machine_elf

Rudy

- 2011-06-27

So the elves got to you too, huh? YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANY OF THAT GOLD THEY PROMISED YOU! THEY ARE MASTER LIARS! RON PAUL 2012!

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2011-06-27

from Wikipedia because I'm lazy

"Writers on DMT include Terence McKenna, Jeremy Narby and Graham Hancock. In his writings and speeches, Terence McKenna recounts encounters with entities he sometimes describes as "Self-Transforming Machine Elves" among other phrases. McKenna believed DMT to be a tool that could be used to enhance communication and allow for communication with other-worldly entities. Other users report visitation from external intelligences attempting to impart information."

dead_cat

- 2011-06-27

AND I HEARD THIS ONE GUY TOOK DMT AND CHOKED TO DEATH WHEN HE GRABBED THE FAMILY CANARY OUT OF ITS CAGE AND TRIED TO STUFF IT WHOLE DOWN HIS THROAT AND THEN HE BASTED AND ROASTED THE BABY AND DIAPERED THE TURKEY BEFORE HIS BRAIN WAS FATALLY INFESTED WITH CRYSTALS AND SPIDERS.

dead_cat - 2011-06-27

DON'T DO DRUGS, KIDS! YOU MIGHT REALIZE WE'VE LIED TO YOU!!

BorrowedSolution

- 2011-06-27

But seriously, dead_cat. Meth IS bad for you.

dead_cat - 2011-06-27

Well DUHH on that.

Rodents of Unusual Size

- 2011-06-27

What.

I mean I knew Alex Jones was insane.

But what.

WHAT.

Oh my god. Every few seconds this just gets exponentially better.

dead_cat - 2011-06-28

I keep watching this and it keeps getting better. It's like the perfect retarded baby of all the deranged anti-drug scaremongering (seriously, the post I made above is mostly paraphrasing shit I was told about *marijuana*, and those are just the tip of the iceberg) from my childrens' church-class days, and the craziest of the current American political punditry.

Hummana Hummana Hummana

- 2011-06-28

I AM...SINISTAR

Jet Bin Fever - 2011-07-01

video down...

Pillager - 2012-12-04

O ye of little faith...

Jet Bin Fever

- 2012-12-04

Hooray!

Juice Eggs McKenna

- 2014-12-20

Just one time, why can't they want us to kill all the elite?

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